And another thing..

Recently a movement to create a sense of alarm and panic amongst the natives has gained some momentum. The hand wringing "the end is near" "oh woah is me" chicken little types are really getting on my nerves. When they throw their interperitation of the religeous aspects of their paranoia and spread their conspiracy theories about the nasty naughty people and their quest for world domination through nefarious deeds of daring doo my arse starts to itch.

Here, therefore is my reply to those of you anxious to spread your message of impending doom. Piss-off and go away! Really! I've got enough on my plate dealing with the real world. I am trying to be the man, husband, father, leader, teacher, survivor and working class dog so that I can provide for my own and you're wasting my time and you're starting to make me angry! THAT - my sissy paranoid little associates - is something to really be afraid of! Now, for the benefit of those gentle readers still unclear on the concept, I'll use small words.

Go away. I don't want to hear it. Leave it alone, or I'll pop your head like a zit.

Tiny

Family Politics - what a crock

I learned last night one of my aunts has died. She was old, infirmed and it was a blessing. Now her funeral is this Friday. I'm not going because her husband will be there and there is serious bad blood 'tween he and I. Some of the family are concerned, some are offended. I simply don't give a rats butt. There is nothing I can do for my aunt and my uncle is an asshole. Nothing there for me. No reason to go.

So, good luck dear aunt in the here-after. I hope you enjoy your peace and eternal rest. As for my uncle? We'd all be a lot happier if you'd join your wife.